Talkative
Talkative is an adjective used to describe people who talk too much. It's usually used as a negative term, and I can see why. Talkative people are the WORST. I got roped into a conversation once about ropes with my chatty (another word for talkative) friend, and it was horrible. I mean, I know he's enthusiastic about it all, since he's an expert in knots, but seriously, could he not shut up? I mean, he was talking so fast, it was like his jaw muscles were motorboat engines. I wasn't even sure if he could breathe any more! Anyway, he was talking about some stupid tactic, when I'm approached by a creepy lady. She's like "Hey, my name is Jessie, the hotdog vendor, but you can call me the HOT dog vendor." I was cringing. Was this creepy lady flirting with me? She leaned in for a kiss, but I ran away from her. She was following me, saying, "Maybe you can put some wiener in my buns, if you know what I'm saying!" This lady was horrifying! She followed me through the hallway. By now I was running for my life. She caught up to me and knocked me down on the ground. She stared into my eyes with a devilish grin. I could see all her inner evil and darkness. I was hoping this wouldn't turn into some creepy fanfiction. She stared deeper into my soul. Then, she wasn't a person anymore. She was a demon hotdog. Everything flashed through my eyes. But then, the demon hotdog started making a choking noise, and collapsed. It was my friend, who strangled the hotdog to death with one of his knots.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
THINGS ARE GETTING A LITTLE WILD AT CAILLOU'S HOUSE!
The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
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