talkaboutable

Usually a person whose actions, or personality, or situation creates an unusually high amount of gossip to be told about that specific person. Can also be caused by a person getting caught doing something extra outrageous, or surprising, or amazing. That person being caught doing that causes much gossip to be told about themselves. Or can be like in my, Ted Rimmel Jr's case. That is that there already was gossip and rumors about me being in love with my mother. Other rumors and gossip said I was dating Mom, my mother is my girlfriend. Way too many people for my comfort level were always asking about or talking about Mom to me. Of course I tried changing the subject; they would instantly change it back to Mom. This evasive behavior by me made more people likely to talk about me. I was becoming talkaboutable (easy/popular to talk about). When through some crappy luck, as well as some lapses in my effort at super secrecy, I got caught with (maybe I should say in) my mother. In the act of course. There was no doubt what we were doing. This type of news is way too juicy for people to keep to themselves. So as a result, I suddenly became very easy, popular and the preferred subject (of course) to talk about. Man was I nervous as I knew everyone everywhere would hear of this, know the rumors/gossip are confirmed exactly as rumored/gossipped about. I became talkaboutable.