Taint Shelf
The tiny, almost useless, passenger accommodation on most modern sportsbikes. Often referred to as a “pillion”, this small, hard cushion has the effect of bludgeoning the area between the passenger’s genitals and anus throughout the ride. Because of its height relative to the driver and generally awkward seating position, these seats have a reputation for deterring passengers from wanting to ride along. These seats are a characteristic of the split tail style of motorcycles, opposed to the conventional “banana” seat (single piece) design. The prevalence of this pragmatically useless design can be attributed to the greatly improved aesthetics and improved control of the motorcycle while in full tuck, as the driver can scoot back into the shelf to secure themselves from sliding further rearward.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love 💕 mugs ☘️! These are so lovable. Thanks! I love the urban dictionary writers too.
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The workmanship of the product was excellent, and packaging for your delivery of this fragile item, a coffee mug, was appropriately safe. Nice job all around. Thank you.
It's the best mug in the history of mugs.
I love How I can order a cup with one of my favorite words
Purchased this for my fiancé. One night watching TV, she blurted out the word "kaputnik." We laughed so hard. Never dreamed it was an actual word. Now, we know better. LOL
Best mug I've ever seen honestly
Perfect!!
i bought this mug for my classmate and he likes it since its his crush name
Great mugs, great format, always fun to buy for friends!
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Great product
What a hoot. On my kitchen counter. Of course. Any publicity, right? Still liberal. Leeza
My friend was going through a tough time and this mug really cheered her up! It was the perfect gift.
Mug is of excellent quality. So funny! My daughter will love it!
My 4th cup purchase just love them
He loved the mug!
Got as a gift for a friend and he loved it and thought it was really funny. Great quality and very strong feeling build.
The definition really makes it
Just wonderful thanks
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