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a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex. symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I love my mug! 💘
the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
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