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The uniform rules are mad. People be out here thinking they can make the people of SE London dress like Catholic school girls. Beef happens everyday and the school is still chatting about being "a world class place of education". Any kind of public display of happiness or community is forbidden. God help anyone who sings happy birthday in the lunch hall or a Christmas song on the last day of school. Really makes you question the point of your education. The year 7s get braver every year, year 8s are irrelivant, year 9s are jarring, year 10s are irrelivant, year 11s all want to die. If you go there you will be miserable. But never forget the wise words repeated in every single assembly, "time flies". Let's fecking hope so. (And if you go past it on the bus then yes, the L on SCHOOL is wonkey).

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
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Word on front, definition on back
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Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!

RICK G. Mar 14
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Review by Cary B.

Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.

Cary B. Mar 13
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The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.

Stephen N. Mar 10
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Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!

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I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.

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Great product. Timely shipping. Highly recommend this establishment. Thanks!

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Review by Cary B.

Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.

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Review by Jade P.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.

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I live in a Hillbilly Condo & love my flamingo pink mug.

Gloria Rose F. Feb 5
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The mug arrived as shown and expected. But, it is an average mug and the cost is quite high. It's funny and good as a one time gift. If we needed several, the cost would be prohibited. Again, funny product and as expected.

Mark C. Feb 3
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Came in like ordered, solid mug

Clayton Y. Feb 3
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My order came quickly. Packaged well. Great job.

Cheryl Q. Jan 31
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great experience, with fast delivery. Thank you!

Jen O. Jan 24
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The mug came quickly and we love it!

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straightforward order and delivery

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Review by Jessie W.

Loiks great

Jessie W. Jan 10
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Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!

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The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you

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Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious

John C. Jan 4
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Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.

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