Sweet Pimp
Man who loves his hoes, and goes out of his way to be sure she has a roof over her head, security, & basic needs like hair conditioner, perfume, etc.. Sweet Pimps are respectful. he should be doing something constructive at all times. He is a Sweet Pimp because he doesn't get mad if the girl wants to be a model, promiscuous, wear skimpy clothing, or even be in porn. He's not afraid to let her move on.. the opposite, a Gorilla would tighten his grip by continuing to intimidate, lie, threaten, and abuse the woman, hack tricks, etc..Sweet Pimps know that even though he loves her..don't trip too hard, let her go is she chooses ..there are too many other females who are in need of the Sweet Pimps love and skills such as promotion, in both social media & word of mouth, and counseling to keep her self esteem up. He is a soldier for her, knowing that if she feels comfortable, confident, & safe, he will profit in some way from the relationship. They fail at times because the industry itself is doomed by alot of darkness. Many bitches and hoes have a twisted agenda in that they hate men that love or care for them, and worship and uplift men that treat them like dirt. So the Sweet Pimp needs to be super selective & not pull a toxic hoe... because she will fuck up his game, fuck him up, and he will be busted and get drained of his Sweet Pimp Power. So let this be a manifesto for all Sweet Pimps worldwide...stay up fellas..wear your Kangols with pride, and stay away from toxic hoes.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘

the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
My coworkers see all the cups I order from you, and this one is already one of their faves
Just what I expected. Merchandise looked just like it did online. Showed my friends and even they loved the cup! Plan on ordering more merchandise from you guys. Thanks. KLDS
Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.
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