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a depressing loner stinky teenage boy who has a small penis and a massive ego but is to frigid to make a mover even after dating for two months. he hates himself to an extent and has a weird relationship with your older sisters boyfriend. he is clapped and chopped and looks like he just came out of a failed "build your own boyfriend" with his unshaven moustache and yellow teeth and his chopped ah haircut. he repeats one outfit every single day and he never takes a shower and never talks to you in public if he sees you and you are dating. everytime you say anything about yourself he will make it about his depressing, antisocial, self loathing, loner life trying to make you feel bad for him bc he thinks its "rizz." when he finally wants to break up with you, which you have secretly wanted to break up with him forever but you couldnt bc you were scared he was going to kill himself, he ghosts you for a sold week acting like nothings hapening while shit talking about you to your sister, then when you finally confront him and break up with him he takes it nonchalantly which is so strange since he literally like 2 days ago called you the love of his life and how your so perfect, telling you that he never loved you and then he goes and tells everyone that he broke up with you but that never happened because you actually broke up with him. his ego is to high.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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