Swaggot
Swaggots are ignorant people ages 13 to 25 whose vocabulary consists of all or some of the following: "swag," "bro," intense exploitives, and any homosexual or sexist comments. The attire of swaggots includes, but is not limited to; cargo shorts and tight-fitting jeans that always hang below the belt line, exposing the buttocks area. Swaggots also enjoy wearing oversized and gaudy basketball shoes (Nike, Puma, etc.) that sometimes match the color of their knee high athletic socks and shirt. Female swaggots wear low cropped, revealing shirts that attract the sexual interest of the male swaggot. While not always attractive, the female swaggot, or "shawty," is a glorified swaggot sex goddess, since most have had multiple sexual encounters since their first one at the age of 9. In public, the wild swaggots tend to cluster together, hence why it is rare to find a lone swaggot. While in these cult like congregations, the male swaggot exert their false masculinity by falsifying their absent sex life, exaggerating fiction accounts with females. They also discuss how much marajuna they have smoked, and they never will cease to stop talking about their 4/20 experiences. WARNING: Do not temp the wild swaggot. Even when slightly provoked (I.e. brushing past them, looking at them), the wild swaggot will attack with a series of "wut? Da fuck bro?" before threatening to beat you up after school.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Love it
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
This is SO cool. Morning coffee will always memorialize my new addition to the English lexicon.
Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
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Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
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