Swaggot
Swaggots are ignorant people ages 13 to 25 whose vocabulary consists of all or some of the following: "swag," "bro," intense exploitives, and any homosexual or sexist comments. The attire of swaggots includes, but is not limited to; cargo shorts and tight-fitting jeans that always hang below the belt line, exposing the buttocks area. Swaggots also enjoy wearing oversized and gaudy basketball shoes (Nike, Puma, etc.) that sometimes match the color of their knee high athletic socks and shirt. Female swaggots wear low cropped, revealing shirts that attract the sexual interest of the male swaggot. While not always attractive, the female swaggot, or "shawty," is a glorified swaggot sex goddess, since most have had multiple sexual encounters since their first one at the age of 9. In public, the wild swaggots tend to cluster together, hence why it is rare to find a lone swaggot. While in these cult like congregations, the male swaggot exert their false masculinity by falsifying their absent sex life, exaggerating fiction accounts with females. They also discuss how much marajuna they have smoked, and they never will cease to stop talking about their 4/20 experiences. WARNING: Do not temp the wild swaggot. Even when slightly provoked (I.e. brushing past them, looking at them), the wild swaggot will attack with a series of "wut? Da fuck bro?" before threatening to beat you up after school.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.
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