Swagger Jacker
The lowest form of human life. Essentially a personality-less bottom feeder. They don't have enough intelligence or confidence to just be themselves, so they try to suck the life out of someone who is cooler or more "fresh" than they are. Usually broke and insecure. The male Swagger Jacker more than likely suffers from baby dick disease and tries to appear cooler than they are to overcompensate. Usually the same the same type of person who will try to break you down to build themselves up. Sorry, hating on me will not make your baby dick grow. Swagger jackers come in all races, creeds, shapes and sizes. Beware, they may be amongst you right now!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.

My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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