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Screws Up Volkswagens---->SUV Should have been called SBOW- Security Blanket ON Wheels 1.)A large unnecessary pile of shit (no matter how much it costs)who's owners enjoy pissing away the worlds natural resources more than R. Kelly enjoys pissing on women. Their owners usually justify owning one for its ability to make them feel safe and to transport their large family consisting of 1 spoiled bratty ass child that will grow up to be an even bigger asshole than their parents. When in reality they just need to learn how to drive a normal size vehicle so they don't have to hide behind a tank. Basically its a suburban security blanket for morons. 2.) An ignorant useless automotive indulgence that has set the automotive industry back 20 years. 3.) What president Bush masturbates to photos of. 4.) The main reason why we will run out of oil one day. 5.) The main reason why the electric car concept was abandoned. See the film "who killed the electric car". 6.) What will most likely be the instrument of my death when im driving my 1959 VW Beetle down the interstate one day. 7.) Vehicles who's owners i will be laughing my ass off at when we run out of oil and they are reduced to nothing but large even more useless paperweights. I can always convert the bug to electricity. 8.) The reason why we need to put more fuel efficient and environmentally friendly bio diesel engines in large vehicles. 9.) The reason why people will not be able to drive and enjoy classic cars in the future. Because SUV's drank up all the gas. 10.) The only vehicle you see on the road if you live in Short Pump Virginia. 11.) The reason why people are afraid to drive compact cars. If they buy an SUV they cannot get hurt if another SUV runs into them.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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