Sussan
Sussan is a great person, but doesn't always know it. Sussan are caring and intelligent, but never see the beauty in themselves. She knows it's there, but sometimes needs a little encouragement to see it. They are often ambitious, and sometimes get themselves in a little over their heads. If she does, help her out! once you have proven yourself trustworthy, Sussan will be your most loyal friend. But watch out! cross her and you'll have hell to pay. Her guy friends are all love her like a little sister, and they're like big brothers to her, but there's one in the crowd who's more special than the rest. If you are that person, you are one lucky guy. Sussan will devote everything to you. At first she can seem overwhelming, but don't be put off! She just has strange ways of showing her affection. Once you've got her though, hold on tight. Be on your toes though! Sussan is strong and independent, which can sometimes make her more vulnerable than the rest. She always brings something new to the day, and if there's a smile on her face, don't be the one who wipes it away. Sussan will love you like a girlfriend, talk to you like a trusted advisor, and protect you like a sibling. Do the same for her! The remainder of the time, she is found cursing like a sailor, drinking most men under the table, being able to kill a man 1,000 different ways with craft supplies, and other badassery. P.S. Call her Susie or Sue and she will kill you!
The Urban Dictionary Mug
perfect for when im expressing myself <3
The most coolest I own!
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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