Surrender Day
Surrender Day — August 24th 2023 Surrender Day: the first time that a former American President will have an actual mug shot taken; and, face 91 total criminal charges in four jurisdictions. The court ordered surrender or be arrested. The mug shot of Donald J. Trump, The Mandarin Orange Mussolini is on track to become the most famous presidential portrait in history. Ironic because Trump refused to either hang or publicly commemorate the portrait of his rival, Barack Hussein Obama. Donald J. Trump, The Cantaloupe Colored Caligula, has been booked four times in four consecutive months in the same year — 2023. In Republican debates held on Surrender Day Eve, six of eight Republicans vowed to vote for Trump if he won the Republican Nomination. One, Vivek Ramaswamy, vowed to pardon Trump of all crimes if became America’s first South-Asian Indian president. Perspective: in many states, an ex-convict — a returning citizen — who has paid his or her debt to society and successfully served his or her jail time CANNOT VOTE IN A NATIONAL ELECTION. And there is definitely no mention of a pardon Just sayin’. Trump — a master of media manipulation — chose Surrender Day purposely to occur during prime time; to occur the day after the Republican Debate; to purposely to upstage the debate; to receive maximum media coverage; and, to still have one day in the news cycle so that he would dominate the news all weekend. Will we ever fucking learn?
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This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
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i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
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