Sugar Momma
that type of mom friend that knows things. she's been, seen, and done a lotta stuff an average mom wouldn't do. she's wise that way and tries to guide her young and dumb from the rock bottom horrors of the teenage years by encouraging the occasional recreational dick, drink, and drug. she's your ride or die, literally, and her rationality will bring you back to sanity. she also thic and got a big heart, love your sugar momma cause you'll probably only get one. She may also be into slightly older men but that's besides the point
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!
The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.
As always, a great gift.
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