Stuart

When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible. Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached. When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory. In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.