Strathmore
A popular Bagel shop popular on Long Island. Costumers of this store can easily be spotted with their obnoxiously large iced tea cups and reak of a horrid, yet recognizably delectable smell. Also, if you see someone holding one of these iced teas, chances are they are a slut who will give you a blow-job for a great price. These annoying, high-pitched voiced, not always attractive girls make it embarissing for normal people to walk down the hallways with these iced teas without the fear of getting kicked in the nuts. The most commonly purchased item at Strathmore, besides the colossal iced tea, is the Baccon Egg and Cheese on a bagel. It is probobly the most filling meal you can get for $5.68. you get the big sandwhich, free hashbrowns and a free large iced tea, like I mentioned before. The bad part about this meal though, is that if you don't specify "scrambled" eggs, you might get a retarded worker who puts runny eggs on your sandwhich. This form of egg makes it impossible to eat, nor enjoyable to eat. Having a sandwhich like this makes you want to shove a tampon in the center hole. Although Strathmore has some negative points, it's a great way to start the morning...Or anytime before 3 pm. (Pending on when you wake up)
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love this cup! My now ex-husband loves his opioids more than life itself. He would constantly pass out dead to the world the only thing I would here was his death moans. I had to call an aid car for him so many time that I can't remember plus 2 or 3 times the doctors told me that if it wasn't for me, he would have died. Her abandoned me after I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer because I was of no use to him any longer. I have no clue now who must be the one that's obligated to save his life any longer. All I know is I'm free from him now. The only thing I'm waiting for is that he finally overdoses himself & he's dead. I am buying a cup to send to him for our divorce anniversary gift so he can keep it in memory of how he treated me.
I loved it! Excellent quality!
I received the mug as a gift from a friend with whom I exchange "Weekaversary" eMails. I love the concept but am wondering why "aniversary" is spelled with only one "n?"
Wish it had the example text as well, but I loved it anyway
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Great cup. Thanks for personalizing the message
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
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