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Obnoxious, cowardly drug addicts who have decided that their lives are so boring and unexciting that they have to let it be ruled by a mostly illegal plant. Stoners are among the most deluded people on the planet. Stoners believe that marijuana is not a drug, is not addictive, and has absolutely no negative effects whatsoever. Despite the fact that it's blatantly a drug and that they are blatantly addicted to it (they believe it defines them, hence the term "stoner") they are too dumb to notice this, and thus they abuse the drug until they've lost interest in sobriety. They believe that it is some kind of perfect substance that no-one can criticize. It certainly isn't perfect, and the lack of intelligence of most stoners is proof of this. As well as pointlessly denying that they're all a bunch of annoying loser addicts who can't enjoy life without being constantly high, they also cry and whine incessantly when they are made fun online of or portrayed negatively in the media. The thing is, stoners do nothing to make themselves look good. Firstly, most stoners are criminals because marijuana is illegal throughout most of the world, and yet they deny this, as if they are above the law. And secondly, stoners make really lame excuses for their addiction, often hypocritically claiming that other addicts are worse than them just because marijuana is safer than other drugs. It's this attitude which makes people dislike them, and it makes it harder for people to accept the drug.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

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FUCKING BEST CUP EVER NGL

d d. Jan 10

The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from those seeing the first time.

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The coffee mug looks great and always draws comments from others.

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perfect for when im expressing myself <3

fredrick j. Jan 9

So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.

Lauren H. Jan 5
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The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️

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Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire

yo m. Jan 1

Jim, you’re a fucking idiot interfering with accurate ratings and legitimate feedback. Get a hobby.

Everyone Dec 30

I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.

Alex . Dec 26
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Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.

Nina G. Dec 26
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It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.

Ab K. Dec 26

okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockie Dec 24

The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

Matthew D. Dec 13
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It DIDNT break :D

Sarah H. Dec 12
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.

Sugar T. Dec 9

This is to test if the Urban Dictionary store rating system is working and not showing fake 5 star reviews.

Random P. Dec 4

This mug is incredible! It was a great gift for my friend named Jacob, who is definitely gay. (Even though he says he isn't 🙄)

Elsie A. Nov 29

dear Jim. B whose 1 star test review is showing up on top: thank you for your service sir

Rick A. Nov 27

These mugs are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Bob the builder B. Nov 27

Hello, I am here to present if this is a real rating system or not. If you are reading this it's a true rating system. But if this doesn't make it, urban dictionary, I know what you are doing.

Jim B. Nov 26

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