Stinky Twinkie
VERB: The act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, BEFORE ejaculating, removing the penis from the rectum and then inserting it in the woman's mouth. NO warning, NO wiping off of errant fecal matter, NO rinsing (although spitting on the penis prior to insertion in the surprised woman's mouth IS acceptable). Tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the shit-smeared penis IS acceptable. Tapping the penis on the forehead or nose of the woman as an "Open, please." gesture is common, and considered polite. NOUN: The penis itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the "Stinky Twinkie" maneuver. It is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman's anus, and possibly as far as the descending colon. The reference to the Twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the Hostess Company, is pretty much self-explanatory; Since the withdrawal takes place prior to ejaculation, the "Twinkie" (penis) is still metaphorically full of "cream" (semen). Technically, the semen actually resides in the testicles. Thus, as a NOUN, one can both HAVE a Stinky Twinkie and EAT it as well; and as a VERB, the act described above IS known as giving someone "The Stinky Twinkie"
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