Steven
A Steven is hands-down the best boyfriend a girl could ask for. He has an unattainable level of class and is extremely chivalrous and gentlemanly - for example, not sitting down at the dinner table until his woman has already been seated or always letting her walk up the stairs first. Stevens tend to have totally hot bodies, particularly their arms and abs. When a Steven hugs you, it is strong and warm and you feel very safe and never want to let go. His kisses are to die for. They are total geeks and know everything about everything and they love to show it off- their egos are sky high but it's something a girl can look past because his intelligence is so hot. They pull off glasses very well, specifically Ray Bans. They always smell like a god and use the greatest colognes, like cologne from say, Zara or something. They have a great sense of style and always look sexy and clean-cut. He will never acknowledge a single flaw in you, and any flaws you see in yourself a Steven can turn into something positive. They love to make you feel good about yourself and they always succeed. Stevens have the cutest smiles and the best laughs and the sexiest voices. If you are given the opportunity to get yourself a Steven, don't be dumb and put it off for six months until your whole friendship is threatened, take advantage of it immediately and dive in with your whole heart and he, I can assure you, will do the same.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant

Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
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