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The worlds best fucking rock/indie band in the world EVER!!! With the most fuckable lead singer/guitarist/songwriter/etc, AKA Kelly Jones, at 5'6" I'm one of the girls he's like because I'm short. Signed to V2 records Summer of 96, this band were dubbed by Kerrang "Britians Biggest Rock group" (all patriotic lads from Wales- originally known as "Tragic Love company"). "Jones’s voice is a killer instrument too, simultaneously raw and mellow, while his lyrics nail the disdain, boredom and affection inherent in small-town life." Q on Kelly Jones. "...just like any other bass player - hanging back and looking cool." Richard Jones defines his role for Kerrang. "On tunes such as ‘Not Up To You’ his drum patterns breathe life into the song and momentum into the show." The Times on Stuart Cable. (Who was sacked from the band 2003 due to commitment issues) Have released 4 albums to date- Word Gets Around, 25/8/97. Reached #6 on UK album charts Singles: Local Boy In The Photograph (#51) released: 09 Feb 1998 Traffic (#20) released: 20 Oct 1997 A Thousand Trees (#22) released: 04 Aug 1997 More Life in a Tramp's Vest (#33) released: 12 May 1997 Local Boy In The Photograph (#14) released: 01 Mar 1997 Performance & Cocktails- 8/3/99.Reached #1 on UK album charts (6x platinum) Singles:Hurry Up And Wait (#11) released: 08 Nov 1999 I Wouldn't Believe Your Radio (#11) released: 23 Aug 1999 Pick a Part That's New (#4) released: 03 May 1999 Just Looking (#4) released: 22 Feb 1999 The Bartender and The Thief (#3) released: 09 Nov 1998 Just Enough Education To Perform (AKA JEEP)-26/11/01. Reached #1 on UK album charts (6x platinum) singles: Vegas Two Times (#23) released: 01 Apr 2002 Handbags And Gladrags (#3) released: 03 Dec 2001 Step On My Old Size Nines (#16) released: 24 Sep 2001 Have a Nice Day (#5) released: 11 Jun 2001 Mr. Writer (#5) released: 19 Mar 2001 You Gotta Go There To Come Back- 2/6/03. Reached #1 on UK album charts Singles: Moviestar (Who knows the highest chart position... there's time to rise) released: 09 Feb 2004 Since I Told You It's Over (#16) released: 10 Nov 2003 Maybe Tomorrow (#2) released: 21 Jul 2003 Madame Helga (#4) released: 19 May 2003 Stereophonics and Kelly Jones have also done collaborations with Tom Jones (Mamma Told Me Not To Come), Dolly (Sometimes), Paul Weller (Call Me No. 5) and Manchild (Vocals on 'The Clichés Are True'). And books and videos and DVDs..... all avaliable from Amazon. All amazing, all worth buying. People like to say te song "Help Me (She's Out Of Her Mind)" was written about me.
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the only reason why i care about humanity this mug is the reason why i believe humanity deserves a second chance, even after they blaspheme my name. this mug is the greatest thing i've ever seen and i have ordered many of them. this mug replaces the holy grail. the bible should've told about the wonderful deeds of the mug and how it saved humanity from my wrath. alas, whilst the laws keep me from tampering with human minds and altering holy objects like the bible, i can only pass on my message: "spread the news and buy this mug!"
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Great mug... finally got my ""your mom gay lol" mug, I'm so happy
with this we regain gods trust This mug changes my views of humanity. I think we may have a chance of not going extinct. Everyone should own this fantastic mug. Oh it's also has a nice handle.
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Deathless but probably comatose verse This cup is a beautiful mug From which I am happy to chug while engaging in jomo (the obverse of fomo), and pulling the ol' cyber plug.
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Why?! I can't stop doing lewd things to this mug, it keeps on telling me to stop but I respond with hitting it. PLEASE HELP ME! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
cure my depression really good i love it. also my dog cant stop doing things to it.
just been amazed by the name actualy my real name that is on the birth certificate is BILLIAM ...thanks for using my name on great good things i would just wish to come and visit and if possible work der thank you
I Like This Mug because im thicc and therefor this mug is thicc
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