Steffan
noun. A vital, yet irrelevant item used most commonly in one's search for the Holy Grail. It is said to be the size of a grown man's torso, and the colour of your average caucasian person. It was originally written into the script of 'Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade', but was then later taken out as Harrison Ford was jealous of how awesome the Steffan was. Medieval English transcripts state that only 3 Steffans exist, with each representing one of the three differant states atoms can exist in. (Solid, liquid and gas) Some 1980 "crazies" suggest there is a fourth Steffan existing somewhere, that represents the arguably, "iffy" atomic state, Plasma, like that of fire, which is neither gas, liquid or solid. Both the liquid and gas Steffans are said to be somewhere in Europe, where the location of the "Solid" Steffan is unkown, but rumoured to be either in South-East Asia, or in the Laurentian Abyss, in the Atlantic ocean, the deepest place on the planet. It is still uncertain how each of these Steffans aid in ones hunt for the Cup of Christ, but as stated in Greek scrolls from the 7th Century "The power of just one Steffan is, no doubt, enough to move mountains, or complete "HARD" rated Su Do Ku puzzles." And translated from Ancient Jordanian hieroglyphs (50 AD) "To possess a Steffan would benefit us greatly in knowing the secrets of God. In a way, Steffan is God."
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
Professor - I am loving this ....not all professors are blasted toward intellectualism. I believe smart comes in all different sizes, color, beauty, and personality. I will use this coffee cup proudly. Loving it in Denver. Jax
It was great! Very hard to break and easy to hold! Also very cute
I sent my friend the Wordle URL for her to enjoy. She did her first Wordle and got so excited, she sent me a text including the answer she got. This showed at the top of my screen and I read it - there was no way to un-read it so I was ... wordlefucked for the day!
Solid mug. Funny design. Fair price
My dad hits me with his mug. It's very very durable
I got the Capybara one made by FAUBCOK and it was so good quality!
i loved the mug, gave it to my grandmother on her birthday
The mug is great! I bought it as a gag gift for a friend, and I didn't really think it was going to be a good mug, but when I got it I was super surprised! It is really high quality feeling ceramic and the print is very clear and good looking. It was also packaged really well, and the shipping process was nice too! It did take longer than I thought to get here, but it's understandable as I did order it custom. In all it is an amazing mug and I think I'm gonna have to buy one for myself.
This mug is great! It comes in perfect condition and I love that you can change the definitions! I put my name and then I put the definition as ‘the best person’. Made my day every time I picked it up.
My name is Asher, I looked my name up a few days ago and we all had a good laugh. Now, this mug is my go to morning mug for drinking my herbal tea and plotting to take over the realms.
I just love it. Just like I ordered!
Exactly as promised.
To beginulate, the muglification of the vessel is both pleasing to the eye as well as the hand. Secondly, the option of choosing one's own colors adds to the lessening if the so called " buyer's remorse" which so often accompanies modern "on line" purchases.
My husband absolutely loves this! This was a difficult product to find but it turned out perfectly! He was cracking up. Definitely worth the buy.
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