steeks
Parasitic sub-culture of Northern Ireland. Characterized by - Their pitifully ugly faces. Tracksuits. Peirced Ear. Baseball cap worn at such an angle it provides no shade for eyes whatsoever, The target angle is about 45 degrees but such an angle is virtually imposible due to the laws of physics. Incomprehensibe speech incorporating huge amounts of slang. Poor haircuts, with bleached ends, greased fringe. Ugly cheap gold jewellery They have a tendancy to loiter in alleys, train stations, street corners outside off licences, maces spars etc,while drinking and throwin abuse at passers by. They pride themselves on - Ganging up in groups of between 5 and 15 and attacking isolated people Drinking huge amounts of cheap cider Smoking Ciggaretes (affectionatly known by steeks as "fegs") Smoking large amounts of extrememly poor quility cannabis resin (soapbar) writing their mentions everywhere which usually conform to the following basic design ... =Smickers= =05= Impregnating 14year old millys Abusing teachers and fellow students in a school environment Their connections with paramilitaries It is a good idea to avoid groups of steeks,especially if you are alone or in a goup less than half the size of the group of steeks (they see a fair fight as 5 on 1) their taste in music issimple to say the least any rapper rapping about bitches or guns will tickle their fancy as will repetiive dance music. If you find youself in a situation where a steek is trying to start a fight with you, dont stand down, they will attack regardless. Your best bet is to make sure throw the first punch, however, if you are outnumbered, run...like hell. Never give in to their unreasonable demands. It gives them the impression that you are weak. Do your best to stop your child from becomein a steek. See also:spide, milly
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
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The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
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Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
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I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
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Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
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As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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