Staten Island Douchebag
Staten Island Douchebag - AKA - SIDB The definition of the large majority of young men and women from 16-30 years who live repetative, shallow lives that make up Staten Island. SIDB's usually consist of dudes who: - Get their nails and eyebrows done. - Go to tanning salons. - Drive their dad's expensive car. - Have some kind of rediculously spikey hair style or a "fauxhawk" - Wear tight jeans, pop their stupid collars up and love fist pumping in a bar or club. - Take steriods and love cocaine. - Very wiggerish. - Enjoy freestyle and hip-hop music. - In the gym they take up machines because they are more busy looking at their muscles, tanlines and talking on their cell phones. - Were probably the most popular in high school so they live off that reputation till they are 25 and most likely will never amount to anything unless they are handed a job by a successful relative. - Usually are loud mouthed 3rd or 4th generation Italian-Americans who know a friend, who knows a guy, who's uncle is connected, therefore they believe they are connected. - Would never fight you unless 10 or 15 of his "boys" are around and you're by yourself. - Probably are, were or want to pose for the FDNY calendar. - Good chance fucked one of his male friends. - Are the main reason the people at the Jersey Shore hate New Yorkers. SIDB usually consist of girls who: - Have orange face. - Have the brightest teeth you ever seen. - Put their hair in that stupid poof thing like paris hilton or gwen stefani. - Are too good to drink beer. - Usually are in credit card debt. - Got fake tits or german automobile on her sweet sixteen causing her parents to go into credit card debt. - Usually her family moved from Brooklyn, into a condo or house with a 3 foot backyard. - Works in a tanning salon or as a hairdresser, waitress or bartender because they went to Staten Island Community College or St.Johns Staten Island Campus for 1 semester and have no qualifications. - Enjoy double parking and parking in firezones and handicap spots, then argue with cops when they get caught. - Generally are spoiled rotten. - Very cunty. - Only reading they do is celebrity gossip magazines. - Generally have filthy mouths but surprisingly they wont give head.
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