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Home of the most obnoxious, rude, loud and abrasive Italians in the world! Looks almost as if Manhattan took a shit a missed a piece of dangling crap. Absolutely nothing fun to do so you end up hanging out in the only mall in the borough for about 7 hours a day, if you're not trying to look cool with your friends standing in front of the 3 movie theaters waiting to get in. North Shore made up of mostly low-income, working class residents (Black and Latino). South Shore and Mid-Island made up of mostly middle to high income residents (Italians and more Italians). The young people do 90 on every single street and cut off the other drivers while giving the finger, smoking their cigarette, and talking to one of their 200 friends on their cell phones. A/x t-shirts, baggy denim jeans, and white tennis shoes are the dress code and don't forget the black bubble North Face during the colder months. Every single Italian is driving in a Mitsabishi Galant or Nissan Altima who also refuse to hang out in the borough. Everyone flocks to Manhattan as if it was the holy land to get completely trashed at the night club of their choice. More than 50 percent of the borough is comprised of the largest manmade landfill in the entire world (fact). Borough residents live in mid-sized homes on top of each other and never even dream of moving anywhere else. The girls may actually have even less class than their male counterparts. The young people think living in the borough is the absolute worst but could never imagine living anywhere else. You can get to any place in the borough in about an half hour no matter where you live. Made up of people (Italians) who look exactly like each other who constantly screw each other over. The girls think they are going to marry their boyfriends at the age of 13. Their is absolutely no nightlife to speak of. Completely devoid of any high end dining or cultural significance. If you are a native New Yorker who does not fit the agressive, who you lookin' at stereotype, you will loathe this place and dispise the natives (Italians).

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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Review by jim n.

me and the boys when i get vodka mug

jim n.Dec 27

I ordered 3 of your mugs, with different names on them. There was a typo in the information about the name on the back of each of the mugs. This wasn’t a dealbreaker because the people who received them liked them. However, it would be nice if somebody who has basic proficiency in spelling English words could proofread the script for all of your names before they’re prepared.

troy t.Dec 27
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Arrived on time. Great packaging. Communication with vendor was top-notch. High quality item.

Melissa M.Dec 27
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Review by Stacy S.

I love it! Thanks! So

Stacy S.Dec 26
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!

Adonica S.Dec 26
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Review by Nina G.

Loved this mug! So unique and you can edit the text to add something unique.

Nina G.Dec 26
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I gave it to my friend who took money from me and never returned.

Alex .Dec 26

I love the fact that I was able to customize my name since I've never been able to find anything with my name. The only downside is it's smaller than I thought it would be (I guess I didn't pay much attention to that), wish it was bigger, only about 10 oz total.

Mae M.Dec 26
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It's simply awesome; and plus, the word means a lot.

Ab K.Dec 26

Really fast and looks great! Took a chance on Christmas gift and it was a success!

M. M.Dec 25
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Awesome mug feels really nice good weight and color although I think the shade could be a little brighter when it comes to the highlighter yellow, I am still pleased with the outcome and the fact that a whole passage was so neatly printed onto the product, very pleased with the packaging too! That made it so easy to wrap just in time for Christmas. Who knew!!

Charles W.Dec 24
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okay so the mug was mid but when you have a genz meme and give it to one of the most serious people you know then it's pretty funny

glockieDec 24

Nice mug, great feel‼️

Tom b.Dec 23
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Perfect!

Dawn M.Dec 23
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Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Chuck B.Dec 22
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Review by Ethan

Perfect gift for my gf

EthanDec 22

Looks great! Came quick

Izzy A.Dec 22
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Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Marc T.Dec 22
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Review by Nathan S.

Love it

Nathan S.Dec 22
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Review by Mario Alberto A.

as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario

Mario Alberto A.Dec 22

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