stallis
Stallis is the common name for the city of West Allis. It is a suburb west of Milwaukee. Stallis residents, or Stallions can be found participating in many different activities which include: drinking natty light or busch light in their garage, watching nascar, working at Citgo, or involved in a domestic dispute. Male stallions can be identified by their disheveled appearance, soft pack of Kool cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve of their plain white t-shirt, presence in a garage during all hours of the day, and well-worn knuckles used for spousal abuse. Female stallions can be identified by their curly, 80's style hair-dos (with or without bangs, generally with), poor speaking, disdain or ambivalence to education equal to or greater than that of male stallions, and general lack of redeeming qualities. A stallion female will JUMP at the chance to marry any male who has either a) no children, or b)a high school education. Male stallions who meet both criteria are considered unattainable by the average Stallion female. All Stallions are given a free 1993 Pontiac Grand Am or 1995 green Dodge Neon upon moving to the city.
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