stalling Mug
A stalling is performed in the following sequence... 1. Watch you boss or equivalent asshole walk in for his daily shit (may take a few days of surveillance work). 2. Wait two minutes (see surveillance) 3. Slowly open the restroom door and "off" the lights. 4. Quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the SOB's jaw. 5. Continue the assault until the assailant is on the floor. 6. Wash your hands and leave...DO NOT turn on the lights. He not know what or WHO hit him. You will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times...forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again. Further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own piss and shit.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
*To those looking to purchase, others may criticize your sense of humor.* I love the thug shaker mug! It stands out as a quality desk ornament that all of my co workers are envious of. However, the other world leaders seem to find the thug shaker unfunny and immature for the work place. My wife says she will leave me if she sees it out one more time. I think I may have to give up the thug shaker persona once and for all. Stay strong thugs.
fuck you and your mugs give me a shirt or ill shit on you
Love love love it! Customer service gave me a coupon, let me know that I had to revise the definition when too long, and overall super helpful.
Nice Mug my second Mug. A little staining or photo graphic stain on the side of the cup and shown in the picture. As a result I cannot give a 5 Star Review.
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