Stacey

Canadian version of a Karen. Crazy neighbour who films everything and calls the cops daily. screams bloody murder like a cat being fucked. usually a white woman with thinning hair and 90's sunglasses. Stacey hates children. beer drinker. thinks she is classy. drives a white car she can barely afford to make payments on because she thinks it makes her better, though the smell of tuna and desperation waft across the street whenever she leaves her trailer. a constant reminder of what's inside. rotten ovaries.