St. Joe's Prep
2006 PCL Football champs after beating an overmatched O'Hara team, made up entirely of those who were too retarded to get in or their little sisters. SJP is located in North Philadelphia and the mention of the word prep around students elsewhere send them into an embarrassed rage and a torrent of curses and comments about homosexuality and financial position. SJP is famous among girls for their mixers, dances in which there is a ratio of 3 girls to a guy. St. Joe's Prep is the archrival of every other Catholic League Red school, as evidenced by every principal mentioning their "bitter rivalry" to anyone who will listen. There biggest "rival" is LaSalle, a school of infinite collared shirts and almost decent sports teams. There is a rumor going around that, after falling over retarded and accidentally beating St. Joe's in the Turkey Bowl, their version of a Catholic League championship, the team was given a 4.0 GPA and allowed to skip school for the rest of their time there, although none of them took up the offer because they wanted to impress their friends by using the game as lifelong bragging rights. St. Joe's is a school of well-earned repuatation who could really care less about the slanderous tough guys of Don Guanella's sister school, Cardinal O'Hara, and other places of such bad-talking disposition who may want to look up several words in this definition to make sure that they're not just some sort of slang- words like "a" and "the".
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