SRFG Mug
Showroom Floor Girl. This is the girl that always makes your plate, public pda, vocal admirations, massages, constant catering, They make you feel on pedestal just like that unreleased car that spins you wish you could have. You can take for drive once in a while and have moments, but it’s sole purpose is to entice. Secondly, to show off to others what they don’t have, but it’s not really available for keeps. Once one realizes it and moves on, they appear outdated, but right when the next “customer” comes along they shining bright as ever fulfilling their facade. Sadly they usually end up the ones passed their prime, with the most miles, and picked up way less than the value the previous prospect saw, and just ultimately picked up by someone willing because the specs that were once cool, but years later with no meaningful history, just become generic.
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Customer Reviews
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me