Squathole Mug

Noun. A business or pleasure traveler, whom of sufficient frequent flyer airline status, knowingly attempts to trick unsuspecting travelers into switching seats, through ignorance, ineptitude, dawning of expensive noise cancelling headphones or other forms of trickery, such that said traveler can perform a modern day version of squatters rights, and sit in the aisle seat, of an airplane." Verb. The act of tricking a passenger into switching seats through clever forms of trickery, dramatic rendition of ignorance or dumbfounded silence. Adjective. A descriptive depiction of a frequent flyer who attempts to trick travelers into switching seats, but the airline status of said traveler is not known until discovered at a later point in time.