Spunky Box

A disease that emerged during 2022 and was declared a global health emergency by the world health organisation. The disease is transmitted through direct rectal injection by an infected person. Under no circumstances should you allow anyone to cream your pie, or you will fall victim to the disease. Symptoms include warts, fatigue, rectal leakage, fistula, ape like vocalisations etc. There is no cure for this disease. Ensuring you don't have vaginal or anal sex with random/infected people will reduce transmission. Scientists are advising everyone unmarried to engage in "sexual distancing" which should be maintained at all times (minimum of a 6 inch gap between people). If people do need to get closer, a penis mask (condom) should be worn to reduce the spread of infected droplets.