Spokane
I can't even beging to tell you all about how fucking Lame this town is. A complete joke in my opinion. Try doing "fair" business here and you will lose. Most only care about how fucking cheap they can get their goods for, quality does not even matter to most of these fucktards around here. I simply am going to create a way OUT for myself and my wife. This place is disloyal, dysfunctional,boring,and fucking lame, stupid, and WAY over rated for sure. The way people here think is SO RIDICULOUS. I have never really fit in here. I try to do right by these fucktards, and they only try to hate me unjustly, and try to trash my reputation for simply caring to do what is right by others. I FUCKING HATE THIS SHITHOLE of Ignorant fools, in which I do NOT belong, that I know for sure...there are WAY too many stooopid wiggers,and fake punk ass wannabe gangbangers that need to run home to their mommies...LOL. and lame ass posers and people who are trying to be something they aren't, because most don't know how to think for themselves here...they are like sleepwalking idiot retarted robots. The youth of this town is fucking lame enough, not to mention the ultra conservative FUCKTARD mentality that the majority of these people seem to live to retain. Once I leave this place I will NEVER return. It does not deserve someone like ME. I make these idiots look bad, because my life is productive and successful and capable. WAY WAY WAY too many people here, can not be happy for the successes of another person, because they are living like walking corpses. This town is a sad joke of a place. The economy is fucking dysfunctional to the core. No decent paying jobs or careers here, just exploitation and SEVERE dysfunctionality. All I Wanna Do Is Get The Fuck Outa Here. They do NOT deserve ME....not that they ever did. The auto body shops and car lots and auto dealers CAN"T be trusted, they are a bunch of fucking greedy pigs and liars and cheats, that is their way. FUCK THEM ALL. I want to burn it all down and piss on the coals. This town can BLOW ME...LOL.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
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It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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Your description is right on, except in 1989 I named my daughter Kallen Mikel (www.kallenmikel.com/original-art). I thought I made up the name, but apparently, it originated as a boy's name in Greek and Hebrew. I first found this out in 2001 when I was traveling to Finland. In the 'tube food' section in a big Finnish supermarket there it was, a royal blue tube of salmon paste with a blonde-haired boy named Kallen! So now I have discovered that there are many Kallen's of both sexes. I want to buy her a cup, but it has 'him' on it. Is there any way you can make that a unisex description for both sexes? Just askin'. Being a Barbara (Barbs) myself ... a 'cake eater' from Edina, MN I had to ask ... haha ;-)
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