Spiraling
Seriously guys, I cannot stress enough how important it is for you to turn that off immediately. Like, my ability to see (theoretically) how a thing could (conceivablely) be the case and articulate those things and then taking steps to ensure that (if my inference were correct) you wouldn't be able to steal from, kill, or dispose of me without suffering some form of consequences... IN NOW WAY MEANS I expected it to work or for any of this to happen. Like I told Jordan earlier, I did it peripherally and forgot about it because I was primarily concerned with the fact that fucking schizophrenia isn't real and is a thing that people are actively doing to other people. And if it IS going off it is (both) happening faster and slower than I would have expected initially. I have no idea what the timeline would look like on that. But I do know for certain that nothing I do or say is going to turn it off once it starts. And that it only starts once I have been robbed and/or imprisoned and/or killed. And technically you are doing, like, 1.5 maybe 2 of those things. Whichever ones you are not actively doing you are actively TRYING to do right now but if the switch has been flipped then there is literally nothing you can do without incinerating your own family.
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