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Spineless Bastard: The worst kind of person, pretends to be your friend but, he'll never initiate ANYTHING not even a conversation. If you don't talk this person won't talk. If you don't ask him to hang out, he won't hang out and if you want to confront such a person don't bother trying because this person won't take you seriously ever. This type of person is not to be taken seriously, the only way you can take such a bad person is as a joke because if you take them seriously they will manipulate you. Theses people have no life and they accept the fact, and so they try to bring everyone down with them. It's possible for a spineless bastard to get better, but the only way that's possible is to leave them and never hang out with them and if they try to hang out with you then they may be better. But then again they could just be doing that so they can manipulate you into doing what they want or they may want to bring you down like the selfish assholes they are. Always be careful because these kinds of people act like they're normal but they are just trying to manipulate you or bring you down.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .

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I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.

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My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!

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Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.

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this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱

Addison Nov 2
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I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.

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I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3

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Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!

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"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.

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these mugs are amazing. I can't

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layla z. Oct 20

good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl

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ur m. Oct 18

I just love mugs

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High quality finish

Ngalasa i. Oct 18

This helped me figure out what the word meant when my 35 year old father said he would beat my doonies down. For context I am 12.

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quimsy is my son's name. i find this mug overwhelming. there not man things in my possession that i find as overwhelming as this mug

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