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Spineless Bastard: The worst kind of person, pretends to be your friend but, he'll never initiate ANYTHING not even a conversation. If you don't talk this person won't talk. If you don't ask him to hang out, he won't hang out and if you want to confront such a person don't bother trying because this person won't take you seriously ever. This type of person is not to be taken seriously, the only way you can take such a bad person is as a joke because if you take them seriously they will manipulate you. Theses people have no life and they accept the fact, and so they try to bring everyone down with them. It's possible for a spineless bastard to get better, but the only way that's possible is to leave them and never hang out with them and if they try to hang out with you then they may be better. But then again they could just be doing that so they can manipulate you into doing what they want or they may want to bring you down like the selfish assholes they are. Always be careful because these kinds of people act like they're normal but they are just trying to manipulate you or bring you down.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Astounding Mug. I found this Mug in a dark time, the time when I needed a mug the most. I went onto google.net and found this truly amazing piece of craftsmanship. Manny Heffley came out of my computer and started to gyrate, before hopping out completely and eating my asshole. It felts so good, I started shaking and moaning, rapidly convulsing on the floor. Manny Heffley slowly crawled into my, hiding in my womb in order to store his power for 12 months and evolve to the form of "Baby 2". Thank you, Urban Dictionary. This mug changed my life.

Manny Heffley Dec 13

Looks great and quick delivery

Brian C. Dec 13
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very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

Aisy M. Dec 13
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I gave it to her today. And she loved it said it was her to the T

Anthony S. Dec 13
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The Printing wasn't very sharp, but it's good enough.

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It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!

Chris C. Dec 12
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This was sent as a gift to my grandson, who lives in another state, so I never saw it. However I asked him as follows: "Just checking ... their request for a review shows an aquamarine mug ... it was supposed to be purple (eggplant, they called it). Was it purple?" Then he said: "It was purple! And thank you I love it haha Sent from my iPhone"

Sadhunathan N. Dec 12
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Shipment arrived quickly and in great condition. I know my custom mug will be a crowd pleaser when my girlfriend opens it up for Xmas.

Jeffrey G. Dec 12
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Soaking is my favorite activity, glad I got a mug for it 😙

Mia K. Dec 12
Review by Sarah H.

It DIDNT break :D

Sarah H. Dec 12
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so happy you were able to put my unique word "Obergrossescheinehund" onto the new yellow mug. The yellow mug and black print make it easy for the words to be seen.

Charles B. Dec 11
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This is made by my friend i love it

David Dec 10

Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎

Crater H. Dec 10

It was the best thing I could have asked for

joie k. Dec 10
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I mollywopped someone with it and it didn’t break. Nice

Dave F. Dec 10
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Review by Arturo I.

Product was as advertised and arrived pretty quickly too! The person loved their gift!

Arturo I. Dec 9
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The "Pink Flamingo" colour with white text on a pink background is the best selection for this fine phrase mug. May I suggest you also correct the misspelling of "delightfully" in the default option for a timeless gift.

Sugar T. Dec 9

As always, a great gift.

Etan N. Dec 9
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It looks great. I couldn't have been happier

Customer Dec 6
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It’s a mug I would never find in a souvenir shop. I’m a legend in my own home.

Vernon S. Dec 6
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