Spider
Shitty little crawlers that don’t deserve to be here, what the fuck do they even exist for. Nothing. It’s just something half the population hates, me personally I DESPISE these demons for paralyzing me in fear by just moving, and I hate it when people go like “It’s just a tiny bug how does it hurt you” it hurts me by making my soul leave my body. They make me feel physically and mentally ill, god help me how do people live knowing there is a tiny horrifying arachnid waiting for you to open that door. I once had a spider crawl on my skin, never recovered. And a little mystery is how they just appear out of absolutely nowhere, they just go on and exist. You can look at a wall once, look away, look back and there it is!! I’m just so fucking tired of them, i hope they go extinct, what purpose do they even serve? Curing cancer? Treating hospital patients? DID NOT THINK SO! Not only are they gross, scary and just toe curling. But they are also useless. I need them GONE, GONE!! AWAY!! they just make me want to cry, and I have cried over them before. When I realize there is one In my room I immediately run out and hope it will just disappear. But when I realize I actually have to kill it myself I cry because I have to approach it, goodbye and thanks for listening to my rant.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Arrived exactly on time( as projected) ;( beautiful blue color 💙 as specified) loving it ! ❤️
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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