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A sub human neanderthal, lives on a council estate, easily identified by their branded clothing, bad haircuts, cheap jewellery and shitty "souped up" vauxhall corsas. Bearable in ones and twos because they have too much natural cowardice to say anything, as they dont consider 1v1 or even 2v1 to be a fair fight. However if there are three or more (depends on size of them and their quarry) then you had better not look at these "bawd lawds" twice, because then you enter their "zone of awareness". Everyone within their "zone of awareness" that they consider to be someone they dont like (ie. most people), and they will begin to hurl insults that they are convinced are the pinnacle of wit. Unfortuantly these insults usually take the form of "fockin(noun) wenker". The noun can usually be replaced by "fenain" or "brit" if they belive you to be of a different political/religius beliefs (although they have no true beliefs themselves they just copy their "mates"), alternativly if you something black that isnt some form of addidas or nike clothing you will no doubt be branded a "gethic" and be ridiculed for you poor (lol) fashion sense. If drunk (which is often) the people who are in their zone of awareness are seen as enemies, who must be "bait" in the currently "fair" fight (12v1). Fortuanatly as long as you quickly leave their zone of awareness before this happens they quickly forget you exist. The irony is of course that they always consider "you" to be a freak....

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Dishwasher safe
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Word on front, definition on back
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Review by Bryan D.

The mug looks great and hasn't faded after multiple runs through the dishwasher. It microwaves well, and the text is sufficiently unruly.

Bryan D.Jul 18
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I had been looking for the translation from a Tik Tok video and found it on Urban Dictionary. I was surprised to find a coffee mug available so I ordered one. My order was processed very quickly. My mug arrived promptly and in perfect condition. Many Thanks

Mario A.Jul 17
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Review by Andrew L.

This mug was a Father’s Day gift for my dad, and let me tell you, it is the greatest mug ever produced by humankind. Not only does it have a simple, minimalist design on it with my father’s name, but also the witty definition on the back that perfectly describes him. While he only uses the mug to hold his pens, I’m sure it would act perfectly fine with any sort of beverage in it as well. Urban Dictionary, let my just tell you that you have sent me the finest piece of art I could have possibly asked to hand over to my dad. Thank you, and I’m sure I’ll be purchasing another one of these fine crafted mugs some time soon. To whoever is reading this, have a nice day, and enjoy your summer.

Andrew L.Jul 15
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I bought this for my daughter and she absolutely loves it!

Colleen K.Jul 15
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exactly what wanted, holds hot coffee excellent, am 'Hutty'!! that's funny

william b.Jul 14
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Used it for a family inside joke, very funny

Victor P.Jul 14
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Great mug! Customizing was great!

CustomerJul 14
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why i want this mug i want this mug because I LOVE JUDE :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

emmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaJul 13

Great as a little joke gift! But a little on the pricey side for a coffee mug. If I didn’t love the person as much as I do, I would probably never spend that amount on a normal coffee cup.

Brittany O.Jul 11
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It is perfect. I purchased the mug aa a gift and the recipient loved it!

Timothy V.Jul 10
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It’s so good and can hold my coffee all day long !

Enaaijah W.Jul 7

My favorite mug ever

Nia N.Jul 5

Small cup printing is well done.

Kenneth B.Jul 5
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It's perfect. Just what I thought I would be getting. Love the definition on one side and the "phrase" on the other.

Diane Z.Jul 5
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lmao n. definitely buy a sex mug

zerin -.Jul 5

The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.

Philip K.Jul 4
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Review by Brennan B.

Brenanaz (love it!)

Brennan B.Jul 3
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Review by Matthew A.

I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world

Matthew A.Jul 3
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I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall

Stan C.Jul 2

Love it! No issues at any part in the process

Samuel K.Jul 2
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