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A sub human neanderthal, lives on a council estate, easily identified by their branded clothing, bad haircuts, cheap jewellery and shitty "souped up" vauxhall corsas. Bearable in ones and twos because they have too much natural cowardice to say anything, as they dont consider 1v1 or even 2v1 to be a fair fight. However if there are three or more (depends on size of them and their quarry) then you had better not look at these "bawd lawds" twice, because then you enter their "zone of awareness". Everyone within their "zone of awareness" that they consider to be someone they dont like (ie. most people), and they will begin to hurl insults that they are convinced are the pinnacle of wit. Unfortuantly these insults usually take the form of "fockin(noun) wenker". The noun can usually be replaced by "fenain" or "brit" if they belive you to be of a different political/religius beliefs (although they have no true beliefs themselves they just copy their "mates"), alternativly if you something black that isnt some form of addidas or nike clothing you will no doubt be branded a "gethic" and be ridiculed for you poor (lol) fashion sense. If drunk (which is often) the people who are in their zone of awareness are seen as enemies, who must be "bait" in the currently "fair" fight (12v1). Fortuanatly as long as you quickly leave their zone of awareness before this happens they quickly forget you exist. The irony is of course that they always consider "you" to be a freak....
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I have a “gift” for plathering. The definition is right on. Can’t wait to have a cup of coffee across the table from my guy who will TOTALLY get it.
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Got it quick and husband loves it
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i love this mug it made me so happy
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Veryfast ship in todays world...nice quality mug....will be buying more
Gave it to my uncle and he rewarded me with a wet kiss. Best gift ever!
mug gud, got it for my gf but mug just made her pregananant. Help pliz mug says its going after my thicc mum next. pliz send help
I love the personalized mug I got from you! I never thought there were mugs available like the one I got and it's going to make the BEST holiday gift! Thank-you!!
My friend and I added a word ! Gotta get merch of it now. Thanks for the coffee mug!
Easy to order quality mug.
It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
I got it in the mail. then The next day it was sleeping with My non Existant Gf
I thought this mug was a bear.
it is pretty good but not all of it describes me god bless all Nevaeh's
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