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Appearance: -shaven head, yet still smeared with excessive amounts of cheap hair gel which should be used to 'glue' each individual strand of the 'fringe' to the forehead. tips of hair should also be bleached. -greasy, dirty skin, acne, wax ridden ears and unwiped nostrils. the spides standing (chance of pulling a millie) is increased if they posses a broken nose/ hideous scars. -having as much facial hair as possible for a 13 year old, this is known as the 'bar code tash' (fluffy hair on upper lip). Attire: -baseball cap worn at 45 degree angle -white jumper with hood, -either white/blue tracksuit bottoms or cheap jeans with bottoms turned up -florescent trainers or 'cat boots' -thickest, goldest and cheapest rings, ear rings and necklaces. Education: -none Transport: -Anything they can steal -a vauxhall nova/corsa, 'souped up da fuck' occupation: -steal -drugs -paramilitary work -'stroke' from the government
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
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