Spicy Dumpling

A fetish/back-alley abortion method developed in Asia which involves the active participation of both a pregnant woman and a willing helper. A Bacardi 151 (or similar grain alcohol) douche/enema combo is administered to the pregnant woman. The woman then straddles her helper's chest and squats down in typical Cleveland Steamer fashion. The helper readies an ignition source (ie: ligher, matches, flame-thrower.) and waits in anticipation. Simultaneously, she expells the liquor out of both orifices with as much force as possible. The helper then ignites the ejected fluid mid-stream, causing a blindingly intense flash of light and heat. If performed correctly, the resulting combustion should leave a smoldering pile of blackened fecal/fetal/corn 'gunk' on and around the chest and neck of the helper. The gunk is then collected and sold on the black market to high-end Chinese restaurants to be used as a "house" sauce.