SPH
Acronym for "Sandwiches Per Hour." The amount of sandwiches a female can produce in an hour. SPH provides an effective way to quantitatively asses the dedication, heart, and steadfastness of potential mates. SPH is a rating which each female carries with her for the entirety of her life. Each female should be able to state her SPH at any time upon request. It is necessary to constantly train and thus increase this attribute. In order to create a fair and standardized assessment, the SPH ratings committee implemented clause 1.19, which calls for a protocol of turkey and ham sandwich-making as the means of receiving ones rating. It is common to receive specialized ratings in sandwich-related fields including but not limited to grilled cheese, grilled chicken, ham and swiss and PB&J. SPH is often used in conjunction with Hotness and Personality to derive an entirely new equation with which to judge women, however this is out of the scope of this entry.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid
Looks great! Came quick
Perfect gift for my gf
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!
as a fan of non-Z-generation-UD (since 2000 more or less) , especially of old-school definitions ("phat!") (as Nick, the more time passes by, the more I reach my inner age = 75 XD) , I totally appreciated the delivery in time for Christmas! (whispering) Perhaps printing quality in the Spain printing company is not as good as in the US, but - hey! - I got it before Christmas as a gift for my thank-God-non-Gen-Z-sister! ;) hugs from the eighties, and from Italy, and thanks! Mario
Too inappropriate
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
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Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
the photo is all you need to know.
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !
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