Spaulding
A nickname that should be applied to anybody whom fits the following set of properties/characteristic s: 1.) speech impediment which results in a retarded accent that is a cross between british/jersey/southern/f orrest gump. 2.) constantly repeats the words; "OK, but", "but you get what i'm saying?", "you see what i'm saying", "imagine this". 3.) worships the extinct species; woolly mammoth (also claims that his fat father has eaten a woolly mammoth steak, which isn't even possible). 4.) weighs less than 100lbs. 5.) heavily resembles a vampire. 6.) extremely unthreatening/weak 7.) sexually inactive/possibly gay. 8.) major liar. 9.) claims to have the ability to: "beat that ass" 10.) has only enough testosterone to resort to drinking hot chocolate as opposed to drinking a beer or water. - It must be stated that a Spaulding will make ridiculous claims with absolutely no proof or any substance. Spauldings are typically social outcasts whom bring social neglect on to themselves through constant lies and an annoying accent. - A Spaulding is weak and resembles a 12 year old girl.
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