spatch
A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
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