spatch
A never-ending game between an ever-growing group of friends. It has no set rules and can never fully be explained. The basic premise is that one player, designated as The Spatch, must "spatch" another player by throwing a designated Spatcher while the player has his head turned. The Spatch must psyche out th eplayer he is attempting to spatch. For example, The Spatch would say to someonehe wants to spatch: "Hey John, could you grab that CD from over there?" John would turn around to look at the desk where a CD would be and instinctively ask "what cd?" Before he has the oppurtunity to think about the situation and realize he is about to be spatched, The Spatch would throw the spatcher at his victims head, thus making him The Spatch. Any person can become a part of The Spatch Coalition at any time, with or without prior consent. If one is spatched, he has no choice but to assume the role of The Spatch and carry out his duty. Unlike other similar games, it is okay to spatch the person who spatched, as long as one can legitimatly pysche him out. Attempting an illegal spatch can result in several types of retribution, to be determined by the players who are present to witness it. Illegal spatches may include,but are not limited to, saying someone's name and proceding to throw the spatch directly at his face as he looks up, spatching with any item other than the spatcher that was previously agreed upon, or spatching someone who is under the influence of any substance.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
it was the best and it was so worth the 10000000000 dollars
Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
First heard the term “Cheddar Headed” from the song Feel Good by the Gorillaz. Had to look it up and found the definition hilarious and at times very true! So......had to have it! Took it to work and it definitely made an impression. Hahaha!
This was purchased as a gift , and it describes the recipient perfectly . It arrived sooner than expected, and I am very impressed with the quality .
The mug I ordered was exactly as described on the site. The shipping was fast as well. I will buy from these people again.
Cute mug, arrived promptly in great condition. I like how you can choose background color & change wording. Will feel cheerful when drinking my coffee in this :)
Heavenly Mug This mug has been sent from the heavens. I'm too broke to buy it. But one day... I will. I will be mugged, dammit!
Why am I here? I don't know how I got here, but I can't stop writing weird things on the cup...😅 Help me. I have a test to study for. A family. Also, if I wasn't broke I would buy 10,000 of these mugs. They look highly entertaining. Love this website, and I probably will fail the test. 🙃
I took time designing it but wasn't sure, online tools being what they are, that what I was seeing was for sure what I'd get. Very much appreciated the customer service communication which verified that what I'd designed was what I wanted, and the shipping was quick too.
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
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