Sparbler
A device used by a well known rotund comedian as a result of complaints by his good lady wife about skid marks in his big white pants. A dozen or so pieces of toilet paper are rolled up like a cigar and inserted between the cheeks of the buttocks to soak up any unpleasantness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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the photo is all you need to know.
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