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Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet? Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit! Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. Ludicrous speed, GO! Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works! President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president! Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb." Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name? Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole. Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how? Everyone: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it. Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet? Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Dark Helm.: What hapened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed then. Dark Helm.: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helm.: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helm.: Now! Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helm.: Now! Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helm.: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helm.: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helm.: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helm.: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again. Dark Helm.: Good! Guard: What the hell are you doing? Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch? Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
awesome product!
This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
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