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Colonel Sandurz: How about you two? Found anything yet? Black Gaurd: We ain't found shit! Colonel Sandurz: It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet. Ludicrous speed, GO! Dark Helmet: Out of order? FUCK! Even in the future, nothing works! President Skroob: Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president! Dark Helmet: So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because "good is dumb." Dark Helmet: What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken? Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner? Maj. Asshole: I did, sir. He's my cousin. Dark Helmet: Who is he? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name? Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole, Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunner's Mate, First Class, Philip Asshole. Dark Helmet: How many Assholes we got on this ship, any how? Everyone: Yo! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Assholes. Keep firing, Assholes! Dark Helmet: You have the ring, and I see your Schwartz is as big as mine. Now, let's see how well you handle it. Dark Helmet: WHAT? You went over my helmet? Dark Helm.: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now. Dark Helm.: What hapened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed then. Dark Helm.: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helm.: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helm.: Now! Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helm.: Now! Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helm.: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helm.: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helm.: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helm.: Knock on my door! Knock next time! Colonel Sandurz: Yes, sir! Dark Helm.: Did you see anything? Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again. Dark Helm.: Good! Guard: What the hell are you doing? Lone Star: The Vulcan neck pinch? Dark Helm.: Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry: Lone Star!"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
I nutted in the mug. Loved it!!!!!!!!
I fucked this mug so hard, It became pregnant
Exactly as I ordered it. Shipping was perfect, got updates, accurate date of delivery, and no damage. This is a gift for my little brother.
i was put on a list for buying this mug. 10/10 would recommend
Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
Nice cup! Seems to be a quality piece.
This mug reminds me of when I was happy. When I was a wee little winker enjoying the wonders of this life!
The, "Wenomechainsama" Mug has amazing quality and an amazing definition! Can't belive my child's generation is so funny! Love - Sharen, 55, On facebook !<3
this mug reminds me of my cat, it does nothing and cant pour me a nice cup of joe. It is horrible, it doesn't tell nor does it allow me sip on it. It stops me from drinking from it, its like the mug is trying to torture me.
love this mug! Goes perfect with the Morbius meal.
Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
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