SP
Commonly referred to as « super promise » for simplification purposes, SP actually stands for « Samuel Pumpkins ». Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable truth. SP refers to the tragic history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by. One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his child. At the exact same moment the deceitful words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes. Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific. May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
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