Southern Middle School
A school located in southern Pennsylvania. If a crack head were to shit in a bag, light it on fire, and drop it off at the neighborhood whore house, the ashes of the shit would be Southern Middle School. Within three seconds of being in the damn school you've already contacted three types of illnesses, one most likely being herpes. One third of the students are weeaboo nerds who's faces look like pepperoni pizzas from all their acne, one third are the whores who suck dick in the wrestling room when they should be in English class and smoking pot in the bathrooms when they should be in gym, and one third are the stupid fucks you find on Instagram posting about their, "Squad goals" and fighting over useless drama. The teachers most likely got their degrees online for 20 bucks, and make up the stupidest rules the Earth has ever seen. God forbid you go to the guidance or main office for help, where the drunk clerks won't even recognize you're there and the druggie counselers will tell you about how you need to, "Be happy" and, "Remember that the bullies only pick on you because they're insecure themselves." By the time you're leaving the building, you've contracted an STD and two other illnesses, inhaled the vape and weed smoke that's somehow all over the school, been verbally abused by both the shit teachers and the shit students, and are probably looking for the quickest way to kill yourself so you don't have to experience the same bullshit over again.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
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