South Jersey

"Say-owth Jurzee" is a place where rednecks with a bad Jersey attitude reside. "Wooder" not "water". The accent is a hybrid of southern and Philly. Extremely annoying to listen to. Irrational support of all sports teams except for those in their own home state of New Jersey. People think they can drive better than anyone else here, but the fact is, the land is straight, flat, well lit, and not very complex compared to other areas such as North Jersey. Thinks "North Jersey" is Tom's River. Will make fun of people from North Jersey, but have never in fact traveled away from the South to see for themselves. In many instances, the North is a scary place for the pineys. Most people are illiterate. Trying to decipher a text from one of these people will cause you to lose a dangerous amount of brain cells. If not in college after high school, South Jersey kids will immediately have one to several illegitimate children. Jobs/housing/vehicles/significant others/life goals/etc. usually change on a monthly to weekly basis. Low income, yet everyone still has money to buy cigarettes and booze. They are proud to use WaWa's for everything, which means paying a higher price for convenience. Usually content to live off of federal aid throughout their lifetime. People never think more than about 5 minutes ahead of what they are doing, and even that is a stretch. A "Do it in the Pines" bumper sticker is not uncommon to see on the back of a rusted-out, lifted, diesel ford or dodge pickup truck.